Well, I thought everything was on track, and now I know better. I'm tired of being a responsible adult and have decided that the juvenile life is more my style. I believe I will let the system work for me. I will quit my responsibilities and live off the government. Who knows? Maybe have a few kids with a few baby daddies, start a few habits that will get me my 15 minutes of fame on a rehab show? Why not?? I have an addictive personality. I'm sure I could accomplish the drug habit. The kids thing might be a little hard, but I've come to the conclusion that the state helps pay for food and daycare, so that can't be too hard. Angie can do it, so can I. Trailers can't be too bad when you spend your actual money on big screen tv's. I think I can manage this lifestyle. Maybe even spruce it up with the redneck windchimes. If I'm going to do that, I should find a fascination with true redneckian sports and delve into the world of Nascar! I'll adopt a love of mullets and rat tails. Maybe if I get the doublewide I can have my pick of the trailer court... oooo the possibilities. After all, we have a walmart, so I'm set!
I'll have to work out a few kinks, like maybe telling Charina of my new plans. DC out, Redneckian ways of life-- IN!
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