Why public transportation is entertaining....
- The last guy who sat beside me on the train decided that he didn't want me to leave, because at my stop he refused to let me out. I mean the guy sat there and looked at me but refused to move. I truly believe if it weren't for another guy who pulled the guy beside me up, I would've had to climb over seats to get off the train. Which we all know just how graceful I am, so....
- I had a man offer to buy me a house, car and make sure that I would be properly cared for. Oh yes, he even proposed marriage! He said he would introduce me to the children that may or may not be his (he couldn't remember if they were or not). He also gave me a lecture about how the friends I was going to see weren't true friends since they were making me take the Metro instead of picking me up and telling him that these friends live nowhere near me was a poor excuse.
- About 95% of the time, there will be a man selling porn. If you're lucky he will either have a sale, or Midget porn.
I know there are A LOT more stories I have stored somewhere in my head, I just need to find them.
How about every time we take Neeners on the metro, we see someone giving or receiving head.. How weird is that, that she is always there on the metro to witness this??
I do so love the Midget porn, but my favorite still comes from the religious pamphlets, booklets and handouts we've accumulated over the years. It never surprises me what weird things people will claim in the name of Jesus.
What about the guy who got a blow job in the McDonalds parking lot...ya know, while he was parked right next to us. That was awkward.
But hey, I don't think any story compares to your "friend" who followed us from Rock & Roll Hotel on New Years Eve. You can no longer judge me.
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